superficial

  1. Hey Mickey – nice yoga pants. Do they come in men’s sizes?

  2. angerinside

    Mickey Rourke, Cloris Leechman, potato, pohtahtoh

  3. Inner Retard

    OK, I like the Bentley. Everything else is just sad.

  4. chicka

    Hamm he ain’t!

  5. Sweet zombie Jesus, I didn’t need to see this.

  6. The only reason I even THINK this is Mickey Rourke is because someone SAYS it’s Mickey Rourke. That ain’t right.

  7. Damn, that Rosie O’Donnell has really stepped up her game.

  8. Icky Rourke. Excuse me while I go thank a zombie hippie for good hair.

  9. DeucePickle

    I was sure this was Fergie until i scrolled up past the waist

  10. Geez, it’s getting so a guy can’t go out in a wool cap, yoga pants, and monogrammed velour jacket to take his Bentley for a ride to get a Vogue magazine and chocolate milk without the photographers taking a picture.

  11. More Snausage than Hamm.

  12. Also, for some reason I thought it was Val Kilmer.

  13. lolling

    eww ..fear.. eww.. what is that? a man? looks like a clay-face lumpy weird creature

  14. renzomatic

    “Why the grumpy face, Mickey? What? Why, oh yes, I do think that IS John Hamm, why do you ask?”

  15. kong kardashian want fire hydrant.
    where fire hydrant?

  16. Just_As_it_IS

    Nice camel toe.

  17. Oh come on Fish! Where’s the “modesty patch” when we really need it??

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