superficial

  1. nah, he’s not whipped. not at all.

  2. The sheer symbolism here is awe-inspiring…

  3. ThisWillHurt

    Is this a still from “Django: Unchained?”

  4. sweet peaches

    Im embaressed for both of them

  5. cuddles

    What you can’t see if Nick saying he’s tapped and Mariah saying she takes no prisoners.

  6. angerinside

    They really do have porn for everyone, except this crap is rated KKK.

  7. *looks up gravely from clipboard* Seems like it might be Stodden-Hutchinson Syndrome. Call the CDC. We might need to shut down Twitter before this thing spreads.

  8. angerinside

    Even Jesus had a better Easter than poor Nick.

  9. Nick Cannon is now paralyzed from the waist down.

  10. Kel

    Aww she gave him his balls back long enough to wear them on his face for a photo op.

  11. This pretty much sums up their relationship. Although, to be honest – for what Nick is getting out of that relationship, I’m pretty all of us would do the same things.

  12. Furvert

    Kinky Weirdos!!!

  13. Jezebel

    He’s going to go into kidney failure again from the physical pressure!

  14. well that looks like a lot of fun for the kiddies! What with the champagne & Mommy dominating Daddy. It’s what Jesus would do.

  15. B&WMinstrel

    From the thumbnail I thought this was a fat lady collapsing a sun lounger

  16. “I hid the eggs in my ass. Guess what that means?”

  17. lawn

    Did she fall out of that tree? WTF was she doing up there, anyway?

  18. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    For good reason he waited until the easter over which she wasn’t pregnant, before he allowed a pic like this to be taken.

  19. This is exactly how I picture their day to day life. Her in a stupid costume, him acting as furniture.

  20. Alexxx3488

    She’ll show him how deep the rabbit hole goes…

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