Queen Latifah and Tony Bennett performing at Roy and Lea Blacks' Annual Gala at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami. (March 24, 2012)
Is the lesbian pregnant?
Sammy, you look much bigger in a dress.
I see what you did there….
Tony: “San Francisco, send my heart back. I’m going black tonight!”
Everyone else: “Uh, Tony, we need to talk.”
Look at how tightly he’s holding the microphne.
“I will break you.”
http://herpesnews.com/herpes-legal/23-years-of-herpes-lawsuits-do-you-have-to-tell-you-have-herpes-when/ He’s got herpes and loves to pass it around…..lawsuit ensue.
Pass it around? One in every four individuals has an STD now… In about a decade, you may feel super lucky to have just Herpes I.
QL: “I’ll pretend I love you in this duet, Tony, but I like pussy.”
TB: “That’s okay, I sang with k.d. It’s all good”
One of them has seen Lady Gaga naked and one of them eats Ben & Jerry’s naked.
“Tony, baby, you looking like a bowl of smoked grits tonight. Mm-hmm!”
After Stone Cold left, the main events for Wrestlemania weren’t all they were hyped up to be.
Shaq finds a new gig following retirement.
“Go ahead, Queenie, you can swallow now.”
She looks hungry.
Someone is definitely getting laid tonight.
precious is looking tight these days
I don’t think you ready for this jelly, Tony.
“… you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.”
I have to admit, I wouldn’t mind getting me some Queen Latifah. She’s a big woman, but she’s still pretty sexy.
Git in mah belly.
Tony, you a good singa, but you’d look betta tween two pieces of bread.
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