1. dontkillthemessenger

    Is the lesbian pregnant?

  2. George Burdell

    Sammy, you look much bigger in a dress.

  3. it had to be said

    Tony: “San Francisco, send my heart back. I’m going black tonight!”

    Everyone else: “Uh, Tony, we need to talk.”

  4. Deacon Jones

    Look at how tightly he’s holding the microphne.
    He’s terrified.

  5. “I will break you.”

    • Blech

      Pass it around? One in every four individuals has an STD now… In about a decade, you may feel super lucky to have just Herpes I.

  6. Johnny P!

    QL: “I’ll pretend I love you in this duet, Tony, but I like pussy.”
    TB: “That’s okay, I sang with k.d. It’s all good”

  7. Compton

    One of them has seen Lady Gaga naked and one of them eats Ben & Jerry’s naked.

  8. Blech

    “Tony, baby, you looking like a bowl of smoked grits tonight. Mm-hmm!”

  9. The Brown Streak

    After Stone Cold left, the main events for Wrestlemania weren’t all they were hyped up to be.

  10. bananahammock

    Shaq finds a new gig following retirement.

  11. “Go ahead, Queenie, you can swallow now.”

  12. Joaquin ingles

    She looks hungry.

  13. Jill

    Someone is definitely getting laid tonight.

  14. merciful percival

    precious is looking tight these days

  15. JungleRed

    I don’t think you ready for this jelly, Tony.

  16. Blech

    “… you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.”

  17. Jason H

    I have to admit, I wouldn’t mind getting me some Queen Latifah. She’s a big woman, but she’s still pretty sexy.

  18. Git in mah belly.

  19. doogleberg

    Tony, you a good singa, but you’d look betta tween two pieces of bread.

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