Valerie Perrine at The 2013 Genesis Awards Benefit Gala in Beverly Hills. (March 23, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Are you sure it’s not “Victor”?
I swear my kids saw this in their closet just last night.
She looks like Darkman when his skin would start to melt.
why…why would you do this to us?
I want to make fun but she’s really kind of sad looking
WHAT is THAT?!
“Honey, I can tell you’re a man. Nice try, though.” – RuPaul
Lindsay is out of rehab already?
Shit is that seriously her??
I had a huge crush on her back in the Superman days.
Meh who cares. We will always have pics and films of her in all of her young glory.
yeah but why go out in public like that? just put on fucking regular ‘event’ clothes. not this. not sure I believe it’s her.
Sergeant Hayley: She’s having trouble breathing sir. What do you think?
Major: Well, I suggest a vigorous chest massage, and if that doesn’t work, uh, mouth-to-mouth.
Sergeant Hayley: HELL NO, sir!
Worst SNL Ana Gasteyer character ever…
There is only one way that’s Valerie Perrine. Remember that movie with Warren Beatty where he was a football player and he was going to get hit by a car, but he had good reflexes, so he would have swerved and been okay. But his guardian angel took his soul one instant before he would have died to spare him the pain. So then, the angel has to find a suitable body for him to inhabit so he can become an NFL quarterback again. Heaven Can Wait. So…I’m pretty sure that Valerie Perrine also had good reflexes and her angel also made a mistake. For the time being, they have found the body of an older drag queen for her to use so she can get a part in a new movie and fulfill her destiny. If that’s NOT it, then holy shit.
And the award for “Most Circuitous Route Taken to Reach a Painfully Unfunny Comment” goes to…YOU!!!
Congratulations!!! Your new Superficial Nickname is “Flopsweat”…
what? who are you? LOLd
I guess maybe I should have gone with fart noises and a dick joke. Then you could have LOL’d all day long.
Bad wig who?
Damn, I miss Phil Hartman.
What the extreme fuck???
How awful. This is too much for the eyes to bear.
Photo Boy…yer a sick bastard.
WIg Fail. Epic. Kick ass!
Dear sweet Baby Jesus, this woman needs to put some more clothes on, and also, burn that wig!
Lindsay Lohan in 10 years.
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