superficial

  1. JennywithaY

    You’re not with Tom anymore, Nicole. You’re allowed to stand up straight now.

  2. Meg's Attitude

    I think you messed up when you re-attached the head Igor

  3. B&WMinstrel

    She belongs in a glass cabinet in someone’s front room

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    After careful consideration, I vote “WAX”. Definitely. Maybe.

  5. Whoa…and to think I thought Verne Troyer was an oddly assembled human.

  6. tlmck

    Not nice of her to make fun of Verne Troyer that way.

  7. Oops.. Time for another injection, Nicole’s face is starting show signs of life

  8. I thought Omega Ladymatic was her nickname?

  9. I’d check the expiration date on her, before I banged her anyway.

  10. Were the vampire fangs photoshopped out?

  11. ^all may be true, but that is a gorgeous freakin dress!

  12. An authentic smile? Holy shit. The end times are upon us!

  13. Andie

    I love her dress. Beautiful!

  14. Nettie

    The muscles around her mouth are only now responding to form a laugh to a joke she heard about three weeks ago.

  15. ‘The Omega Ladymatic – I’m wearing one as a belt right now!’

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