superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Where’s Putin’s invading army when you need them?

  2. timmyfigs

    I’ve never heard such an interesting mantra before. What does ‘GOLLUM GOLLUM’ mean?

  3. “Wiggle your big toe”

  4. Hilaria Baldwin looks so different without makeup.

  5. Uma Thurman’s brother at a yoga session in Prague? Picture budget running a little low towards the end of the month?

  6. JimBB

    Now is the time on Sprockets when we stretch!

  7. “This is how you show your cellmate you aren’t a threat.”

  8. Some hobbits try to blend in amongst us, but the pointy ears always give them away.

  9. Gee, I’m so glad I didn’t miss this post! Yeah, right…

  10. His sister has great tits — at least she used to. What the fuck does he have to offer?

  11. Is he an elf? What’s up with his ears?

  12. Cast me in a movie too, Quentin! I can do great things with my feet!!

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