superficial

  1. Target: black microphone
    Objective: wail loudly into it

  2. Joe

    PC Load Letter”? What the fuck does that mean?

  3. Michael Bolton, starring in “Karl Lagerfeld: the Middle Years.”

  4. Bolton, Michael Bolton…
    Seriously, you don’t who I am?
    “When a man loves a woman?”
    I used to bang Nicolette Sheridan?
    Awwhhh fuck it…

  5. Seen here doning a Gere hairpiece in a vain attempt to stop people berating him for the Transformers franchise.

  6. tlmck

    “I plan for you to die Mr. Bond”".

  7. Cajun Joe

    It almost looks like a cross between the Terminator and Harrison Ford.
    Indy! Indy! We must free the children! Fuck you asshole!

  8. Swearin

    “This is the tale!….of a hacker named Neo!…”

  9. Steelerchick

    Pissed that Nicollette didn’t get 6 million.

  10. EricLr

    I wonder if he just goes around hating himself all day.

  11. Bigalkie

    In a stroke of genius Michael Bolton goes for the Stevie Wonder thing as his career was failing.

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