Target: black microphone
Objective: wail loudly into it
PC Load Letter”? What the fuck does that mean?
Michael Bolton, starring in “Karl Lagerfeld: the Middle Years.”
Bolton, Michael Bolton…
Seriously, you don’t who I am?
“When a man loves a woman?”
I used to bang Nicolette Sheridan?
Awwhhh fuck it…
Seen here doning a Gere hairpiece in a vain attempt to stop people berating him for the Transformers franchise.
“I plan for you to die Mr. Bond””.
I think you mean….
“No Mr.Bond, I expect you to Die!”
It almost looks like a cross between the Terminator and Harrison Ford.
Indy! Indy! We must free the children! Fuck you asshole!
“This is the tale!….of a hacker named Neo!…”
Pissed that Nicollette didn’t get 6 million.
I wonder if he just goes around hating himself all day.
In a stroke of genius Michael Bolton goes for the Stevie Wonder thing as his career was failing.
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