He’s the dwarf you can’t ignore, the North Korea of Hollywood, Mister… Peter… Dinklage!
Mayor of Gnome.
The next fucker who thinks I’m luggage is getting a taste of my 9.
So Mr. Dinklage… Or do you use Pete for short?
Dinklage and his quality fans.
Uh, Mr. Dinklage, I asked for a high-five.
I wonder if he realizes that hat makes his head look like a light bulb with a knit condom on it?
Taken one second before Dinklage bitch-slapped a confused fan for saying ” I loved you in ‘Get Shorty'”.
I know he’s small, but that’s cold to make him check himself. On the bright side, he gets to ride the luggage carousel. Squeee!!
“Daaaaa……I’m a little high. Get it? Little.”
High from wafting in the Sharpie fumes.
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