superficial

  1. Inner Retard

    His face says it all: I could be buying a pound of shrimp right now.

  2. contusion

    Take a deep breath. Relax. Accept.

  3. “Excuse me. I’m taking a rainbow shit in my pants.”

  4. “I said ‘fags,’ and GLAAD wants to give me an award? Okay……oh no! It’s a trap! That guy coming up behind me! Must…keep…sphincter…clenched…”

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “Thank you, fags, for this fag award! I’d like to dedicate . . . I’m sorry, let me rephrase: Thank you, kind homosexual individuals, for this fag awa- DAMN IT! Let me start over!”

  6. dude

    That moment when the gerbil stops moving and you realize you’ve killed your best friend.

  7. cookie

    idfk who this is but he looks constipated

  8. Just because he sucks and blows doesn’t mean he should be talking at a GLAAD event!

  9. Dammit, they never warned me at the grocery store that dudes like shrimp too. Fuck.

  10. Jenn

    Bet he wished he rehearsed now.

  11. Juan Diablo

    Is this right before he threw up on Dean Wormer?

  12. Dude in the back: “If you struggle it’ll only make it harder.”

  13. Swearin

    I guess there really is a gay mafia, and they have gay enforcers? If I were him, I’d just smile, except my award, and hope I don’t wake up with a unicorn head in my bed

  14. your mom

    Remember, just bite the pillow and take it…. you’re only gay if you push back.

  15. Seano

    Soon.

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