superficial

  1. “YOU BE PASSED OUT YET BITCH?”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Based on her height and his height, I’d say she’s a full 6 inches off the ground.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    When Dwarves toss back.

  4. Finally, the World Westling Federation got my ultimate smack down request. Go for the sleeper hold, CeeLo!

  5. Jamie Barbells

    GET IN MA BELLY!

  6. Giada De Laurentiis

    (B)raised ham hocks.

  7. “C’mon, Cee Lo, lift her higher. Show us her ass…”

  8. That’s pretty impressive.

  9. Remember when SXSW was about music.

  10. Angry Beaver

    Wait, which one is Jonah Hill? I’m so confused…

  11. You don’t know how long I’ve waited for a Rachel Ray upskirt. The moment was there and the photog fucking missed it.

  12. Swearin

    “Now, tell me the secret to your honey-glazed BBQ ribs!”

  13. Dirty Travolta

    RAPE !!!

  14. Lou Braccant

    Wow! he must have lifted her a good 2 inches off the ground!!

  15. He thought her name was Rachael Rape. .

  16. …it helps the roofies kick in quicker …like when you shake a polaroid.

  17. brian

    He’s gonna swallow her whole if she says “no”.

  18. Blumpkin

    You are getting very very sleepy ..

  19. Why did he wear his courtroom clothes to SXSW?

  20. Wait. When did he grow arms?

  21. His hands are about five inches too low.

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