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  1. When Danny Trejo is your drugs addiction sponsor, you know you’ve got problems.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Obviously “Hope Lost” is a documentary. It’s followup must be “Credit Card Rejected”.

  3. i have a fetish for legs like that. Plus she’s beautiful. She cleaned up! Thumb me down now.

  4. Toughest game of “fuck, marry kill” ever.

  5. Eejut

    Danny Trejo’s career must be hitting the skids if he’s working with those two.

  6. ThisWillHurt

    Some day, I’m going to build a time machine, travel back to the 90s, and have the following dialogue with Michael Madsen:
    “Hello, Mr. Madsen! It’s nice to meet you in person. I’m from the future and I have something very important that I want to tell you.”
    “Wow! Are you going to tell me about my future?”
    “Yes. Did you see the movie ‘From Dusk ‘Til Dawn?’”
    “Of course.”
    “Do you remember the bartender from the third at?”
    “Yeah, I think so.”
    “His name is Danny Trejo.”
    “What about him?”
    “He’s going to have a much better acting career than you are.”
    “What? You’re insane! I’m Mr. Blonde for christsakes.”
    “Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

  7. Paul Bunyan

    She’s got State Fair legs.

  8. Mischa cleans up nicely, but she always falls back to her sloppy crackhead look.

  9. Cock Dr

    Standing next to them she looks like a stumpy thighed square butted goddess.

  10. Who is the safest person to have sex with in this photo? Hint: their name rhymes with, “granny may ho.”

  11. Are her legs buckling from the weight of her legs….

  12. Danny looks much taller when holding a machete. Mischa looks not bad when standing between two older guys with questionable attractiveness. Michael looks like he just finished riding SJP.

  13. Swearin

    That’s not Michael Madsen; it’s Benjamin McKenzie from 25 years into the future

  14. A tall, skinny bitch like Mischa should not have thunder thighs like that.

    And those aren’t calves, those are steer.

  15. Best I’ve seen Mischa look in a coon’s age. However long that means.

  16. fred

    a beaner, an eater, and a weener.

  17. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    From left to right:
    Cracks heads; crack whore; crackhead

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