superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    Is his face wearing sweats too?

  2. contusion

    The tattoo shop in 1993 called and asked for their tribal design back.

  3. Inner Retard

    His hat looks like he took a rat and pulled it on his head ass first.

  4. jermlvr

    Really? He had his jacket monogrammed with his initials!? Douchebag

  5. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis

    Mickey Rourke on the set of Jekyll & Hyde costarring Andrew Dice Clay. They’re still deciding who’s playing which part.

  6. Check it out, right? Suck it, Jon Hamm!

  7. something’s wrong with that dick. and his penis ain’t right either.

  8. If those sweats were pink I’d swear to god Mickey has turned gay.

  9. On the back of the sweatpants is the monogram MRS.

  10. That’s a pretty impressive Steven Van Zandt impersonation. The Mickster still got the chops.

  11. Great Andrew Dice Clay impression.

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