1. Senor Trout

    ‘See? I’m edgy! I date ugly chicks! Oh I’m so hip!’

  2. “Sometimes…..when I fart….I think of God”

    “uhh, do you have anymore coke or what?”

  3. Axerty

    Yeah, I’m growing my neckbeard so I can donate her some eyebrows.

  4. “When I answered your personal ad, I thought you were still the good looking, famous Shia LaBeouf.”

  5. can’t wait to see his new movie, “faces of meth”

  6. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Why does his hipster beard always look like someone pasted pubes on his fac…oh wait!

  7. ThisWillHurt

    “I think that, at the end of the day, when all’s said and done, the theater just couldn’t handle my edginess and subtle nuances. After film failed me, I haven’t found a medium that could encompass my youthful yet mature angst. I don’t suppose the world will ever be ready for me.”
    “Were you talking again? I was counting your ‘Transformers’ money in my head again.”

  8. She has that psycho, helena bonham carter look

  9. Dumb and Dumber. Beauty, er…Beast and the Beast. Tweedle-Shia and Tweedle-Mia. The Good, Bad, and the Ugly — the Good is out to lunch…

  10. It’s okay honey, we all feel that way about him.

  11. Mia seen her mirroring the expression on my face every time I see Shia LaBeouf or think about watching the Transformers movies.

  12. flaT

    Holy shit! It’s Gail the Snail!!! Someone salt that garbage pail cousin outta here!

  13. The Dude

    Shmia ?

  14. what a tool…dumped his pretty asian girlfriend for this gremlin looking fug…what an ugly woman, my god put some make up on

  15. dinking out of their big ol’ cups of ugly & befuddled.

  16. Alexxx3488

    This week on A&E’s intervention…

  17. adamcagey

    “That’s right, dude, one step closer and I’ll totally throw this drink at you… Then run away like a little bitch.”

  18. cc

    Clearly, we need Ireland Baldwin as an antidote for this. Photoboy!

  19. StayPuft Overlord

    She just realized she’s been dating Shia LeBeouf

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