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  1. (Whistling) Not gonna look at her butt… not gonna look at her butt… OH sweet momosas those are nice…

  2. Cock Dr

    Party at Ashley’s house!

  3. I don’t know Fish, I think she’s got the porn plot correct; bringing 2 pizzas to my place. Still don’t know why I like this chick but something about her makes me….. OK, I’m going home for the day.

  4. tlmck

    If she showed up at my door, that pizza would get awful cold after 3 days.

  5. Why hello Ashley…I see you have a hot box.

  6. Pizza Pizza

  7. arnieblackblack

    I’d rather eat the pizza

  8. it had to be said

    Her: “Hi, I’m here with the hotbox.”

    Me: “Come right in. See what I did there?”

  9. DeucePickle

    They have pizza at Hooters ?

  10. Frank Burns

    Daisy Dukes and pizza? I’m gonna start crying.

  11. Well, that’s one way to make yourself attractive to the opposite sex. If she were really serious, she would have jumped Charlize, kicked the crap out of her, and stolen her beer.

  12. “Sorry miss, you’re too late. The phone company girl was just here.”

  13. The Brown Streak

    “Let see, I’ve got the pizza, Selena’s bringing the drinks, Aly and AJ are bringing the dirty movies. This is going to be one awesome sleepover!”

  14. Because you can’t motorboat a pizza.

  15. Jam

    Yeah, butterface. Behind the sunglasses, she still looks like a Cockerspaniel.

  16. Hank E. Ring

    She glares at any delivery tip less than $20.

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