superficial

  1. Fancy Face

    Can someone get him some of those Crest White Strips?

  2. RINO with bad teeth.

  3. JimBB

    He forgot his armband.

  4. Teeth so yellow that when he smiles, Dorothy makes it to OZ.

  5. “John, you been eating Cheetos?”
    “No, why?”
    “Uhh….nevermind.”

  6. “No. I’m not English. Why do you ask?”

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Someone stole Flavor Flav’s gold teeth. Or his regular teeth.

  8. Judd

    OMG! I think its the twin brother of Jerry Sandusky!

  9. “High five, Senator McCain!”
    “Oh, hahaha. You got me you fucking bastard.”

  10. He’s subsidizing the corn industry with his replaceable chompers

  11. Huh, I thought wooden teeth went out with George Washington.

  12. He never stays at the Hilton.

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