superficial

  1. When the hunger overcomes you, you’ll practically do anything for a burger…

  2. He feels the need. The need for speed…and hamburgers.

  3. Dammit Ned! You’re no KITT!

  4. “SOBRIETY’S FUN, THEY SAID. YOU CAN STILL ENJOY LIFE, THEY SAID!”
    (rams car through wall of Burger King)

  5. I didn’t realize burger joints implemented extra-express drive-thru just for him. However, looks like a Corolla got in front of him.

  6. CtF

    COME ON JUMP IN MY CAR!

    Sir, are you intoxicated?

    I WANNA TAKE YOU HOME!

  7. Spleen

    Is he being sucked out of the car? That would be good.

  8. sofanisba

    POOPED MERSELF

  9. Schadenfreude

    Kitt, get me to the nearest liquor store!

  10. “WHOO WHEE!!! Paul Walker’s got nothin’ on me!”

  11. Still wearing his “combat” boots I see.

  12. “I am SOOO stoked! I just won the bottle of vodka.”

  13. Were there really any captions needed for this pic!? lol!

  14. Greenie65

    Thats the same look I think I’d have if I was driving away from Kim Kardashians approaching ass.

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