superficial

  1. Anyone else expecting her to squawk like a chicken?

  2. DeucePickle

    That’s a weird place to store extra titty fat

  3. chupacabra

    sad thing is, she’s not even really fat at all, but that double chin looks… ugh. just fucking get it sucked out at the lipo lab already.

  4. What’s the story now, her tits are so massive they push out her neck?

  5. If that thing gets any bigger she’ll have to cover it up with another pair of sunglasses.

  6. Channeling Sally Struthers

  7. bigalkie

    I just puked

  8. toopier

    Damn! Benjamin Franklin is hot when he wears those shades.

  9. Granny or tranny?

  10. Porky's Two

    All the semen that shot out of my penis while watching Melancholia has a whole new world to land on.

  11. Dance in the isles

    And then came Muade!

  12. EricLr

    I just pray she and Kate Hudson never do a movie together. I.just.couldn’t.handle.that.

  13. cc

    She saw a dozen donuts and said ‘Bring It On!’.

  14. Lohan chin.

    Barf.

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