Anyone else expecting her to squawk like a chicken?

That’s a weird place to store extra titty fat

sad thing is, she’s not even really fat at all, but that double chin looks… ugh. just fucking get it sucked out at the lipo lab already.

What’s the story now, her tits are so massive they push out her neck?

If that thing gets any bigger she’ll have to cover it up with another pair of sunglasses.

Channeling Sally Struthers

I just puked

Damn! Benjamin Franklin is hot when he wears those shades.

Granny or tranny?

All the semen that shot out of my penis while watching Melancholia has a whole new world to land on.

And then came Muade!

I just pray she and Kate Hudson never do a movie together. I.just.couldn’t.handle.that.

She saw a dozen donuts and said ‘Bring It On!’.

Lohan chin.

Barf.