superficial

  1. He will always be Lightning Boy.

  2. Black Snake Moan

    Nice pedo-stache

  3. krunchyfrog

    He’s in the middle of a John Water’s biopic.

  4. El Jefe

    Scent of a Pedophile.

  5. GuidotheRed

    This…this is not tits.

  6. stacy

    What the fuck is that little pedophile doing here?

  7. Where’s the organ and the monkkey?

  8. Thats right, our barbershop quartet absolutely does bar mitzvah’s, in fact we PREFER it.

  9. Looks like Snidely Whiplash is at it again. Quick! Where’s Dudley Do-Right to save the day? Kinda….

  10. j/k

    Steve said I could be his stunt double on Boardwalk Empire.

  11. that mustache can only be described as “unfortunate”

  12. Right about now, Tom Selleck is getting high on the second coming of the ‘stache.

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I can only assume he has a harelip

  14. MRF

    Present Michael Cera, I am future Michael Cera, with a mustache warning.

  15. sweetlips

    Is he shooting an 80′s porn flick?

  16. ri

    Giovanni your friends owe you an apology for not telling you how bad that looks. If you have a stylist fire them now.

  17. Bardo

    His mustache has a mustache.

  18. Bah Nan Nah

    The Other Other Sister: The Pedo Files

  19. SuperDave

    Poor guy. He thinks he’s in Boardwalk Empire.

  20. Nanook

    “I really wanted to explore the character. All sides of him. I mean, here’s a man – a very bad man – but there’s got to be another side of him, right? So I decided to go for the “kind Hitler”.”
    -Giovani Ribisi on his upcoming Adolf Hitler biopic.

  21. EricLr

    Steve Buscemi’s understudy.

  22. cc

    He went from 25 to 55 in 2 years.

  23. your mom

    a molestache if I ever saw one…

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