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  1. Did she scalp a Kardashian for the bottom part of that dress?

  2. El Jefe

    Well I guess we know why we did not see Khloe in that photo with her two sisters and Heidi Klum.

    R.I.P.

  3. Da Cheese

    No dress can contain the Hayek cleavage.

  4. chupacabra

    I still love the hell out of those breasts….

  5. GuidotheRed

    Dude. That’s, like, double-cleavage. Woah.

  6. tiny

    Sweet Jesus! It’s the dairy lands.

  7. It’s nice to see her without that ugly bag she’s usually got on her shoulder. You know, Antonio Banderas.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    That’s as much as you bastards are going to see of the titties without a billion dollars.

    • I would suggest you rent the movie, “Ask the Dust,” but…no. Oh my God, no. Seeing her naked did not make that movie worthwhile. Or at least the hour I gave it before I walked out of the theater.

      • Google it. Save yourself 5 bucks and 5 minutes of fast-forwarding. Her rack looks great, except fucking Colin Farrell keeps getting in the way. Literally.

  9. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Ah, the thought of her and Penelope Cruz, whispering endearments in Spanish to each other as they undress and do all sorts of fun, Sapphic things in bed.

    Ah, skip the Spanish – I never learned enough to appreciate it in moments like this. Go straight to the moans and screams.

    • Istanbul

      Spanish, the language of the Slave Trader.

      • Rodrigo de Vivar

        That would be any language since all cultures have had slaves in the past. But nice try continuing the Leyenda Negra.
        Spanish is one of the most sexiest. Imagine Salma, Penelope, Sofia Vergara as slavesmasters. Now we’re talkin!
        “Any ‘ting you want mast’a, yes-um, I be lickin’ faster”

  10. EricLr

    I want to love her, I really do. But somehow I know it would end with her cursing at me in Spanish and coming at me with a knife.

  11. The TROOF

    I’d fuck her in the ass until she cried.

  12. Fish, you’re building the strongest case for immigration I’ve ever seen.

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