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“Old man, my ass!”
Being John Malkovich means you have to carry a lot of stuff.
(note to self: get bigger satchel)
A murse and a satchel?!?!
Where else is he supposed to keep his compact?
A murse, a satchel, and a trapper keeper.
If he doesn’t have something cooler than a pack of smokes in that leather case, then fuck him. But at least he can tie a decent knot.
Well he’s certainly not carrying his cell phone in there. My guess was going to be pan flute.
Now that’s how a cross-eyed old bald man should carry his 3-ring binder
One gets the feeling he isn’t actually traveling somewhere; he just woke up at 4:12 a.m., put on a suit and some other junk, and decided to walk around the neighborhood.
guess he traded in the pig for something smaller
Sure buddy. I’m really impressed with your tie.
I think he needs a fanny-pack to complete the ensemble.
He’s just being………….