Courtney Love at The 18th Annual Satellite Awards in Los Angeles. (February 23, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“What? I won four nights at Chateau Marmont?”
“Excuse me while I puke on your microphone….”
How is she not dead?
For a 50 year old junkie, she looks pretty good.
ohmygawd, you’re eating a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Dude, that shit will soooo kill you!
That’s ‘royale’ with cheese Slappy!
She has more teeth than I thought she would at this point.
“What?? I’m still alive??”
100% drug free since…um…never.
Yes, it is true that I am suing the Walking Dead for having thousands of people walking around looking just like me.
“I remember trying heroin with Kurt, the next thing I remember I woke up looking like this…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
“No! I didn’t kill him or have him killed! Why?! What have you heard…or found?!!”
She almost looks like the Gravity astronaut that had space junk go through is face.
“It’s a simple question Doctor, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?”
Feel free to overdub any line from Barney on the Simpsons here.
I don’t expect her to be able to string together anything beyond a slurred ‘bleaaaaaaaaaaaahhh’ on the best of days.
“Oh you said congeniality, I thought you said congenital, my bad.”
Guess she was the girl with the most cake…
“Has anyone seen a rolled up one-hundred dollar bill?”
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