superficial

  1. “Say cheese Daddy!”

    “Chee…Wait…is that..IS THAT MY CAMERA? YOU LITTLE FUCKSTAIN I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.”

  2. “daddy, will I end up with that shit on my face?”

  3. Just don’t drop it, son

  4. nostandards

    Not an antique camera. Therefore: No fucks are given.

  5. Woody Allen

    Oh, yeah…dis what I’m talking bout. *zooms in, snaps photo*

  6. “Daddy, will you ever write a SECOND good song?”

  7. Meshuggah Tits

    His scars are from lupus.

  8. Dick Johnson

    That’s a Ricoh GR V. I hate myself for knowing that.

  9. “Jest sit right here on yo’ daddy’s knee and give us a little tune, boy. Make it an old Negro spiritual, like your grand-mammy used to sing why don’t ya…”

  10. “If you don’t put that camera down, you are going to get a kick for your dad, to your grapes!”

  11. Nice clam diggers, Seal.

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