1. JW

    I want TWO orders of shrimp cocktail waiting for me in my trailer…

  2. Meshuggah Tits

    You’re doing The Shocker® wrong, dude.

  3. That’s not the Shocker, that’s the Shrimper.

  4. Slappy Magoo

    So THAT’S how Eddie Murphy likes it?

  5. “Don’t you EVER tell me how to properly tuck in my shirt!”

  6. Wait, did someone mention Olvia Munn AND shrimp sauce?

  7. That’s right, there are TWO of me now! I’m Brett and this is Brett. So fuck you twice!

  8. Your tongue, my balls.

    Smell my fingers. Is there is still a hint of horseradish?

  9. Swearin

    You post Brett Ratner after Olivia Munn? Are we being trolled?

  10. “Hey guys, look! I brought a new roach clip.”

  11. rican

    What is this , the Jonah Hill look alike convention?

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