How isn’t she toppling over?
Well, someone’s gotta tip her over first.
here is some haiku for you.
The dairy air
from your derriere
I cannot bear.
And we’re done here folks.
Yeah that’s not a fat injected ass at all. LOL
Google pics of this lying whore in 2006 and then in 2007 and you can see the time period she started doing it.
All I know is I never heard anybody talking about butt implants until she started denying them.
“You guys! I wasn’t offered the cover of Vogue! Stop saying that!”
“I never said I got offered the part in the next Tarantino movie. I don’t know how these rumors get started!”
she was asked to leave the restaurant after she did this on the patio:
Thanks for that.
That’s harsh. Probably true, but harsh.
Fuck you, man. I just ate.
Oh I see now. I just needed to see it at the correct angle. The weight of her ass counterbalances the weight of her head.
Wearing a diaper underneath your dress – the new ‘in’ thing to do for walking/talking toilet bowls.
thats too weird for even me to comment on.
Her ass hangs down behind her knees. Just plain ugly!
It looks like the T-1000 is coming out of the back of her skirt.
Weebels wobble but they don’t fall down.
I will give a pap 100 bucks if they punch her in the ass and lets see if it deflates.
tipping cows just got easier
She could literally shit standing up…oh, right, I forgot, MOOOOOO!
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way in as you’re on the way out.
Tonight on “Celebrity Pillow Mules”…
Let’s just start calling her “Dairy Queen”.
“Diaper’s full. Better duck in here for a new one.”
I demand a warning before any picture of this fat ugly cow appears on screen. or Nicki “baboon’s ass” Minaj.
She has completely given up. She’s just stuffing toilet rolls up there now.
I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
Anyone remember the episode of Laverne and Shirley in which they were wearing the fake butts? Hubba Bubba butt it was called.
Kuato!? Goddamnit you aren’t even trying to hide!
Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
That thing has a life of its own.
A life of its own? Hell, it’s got an atmosphere of its own.
Is it safe to say that Kanye and Kim made Alec Baldwin quit public life and hate New York? I think we can reasonably assume that.
Finally, Kim’s new ass-scaffold has arrived. That thing was a danger to her and those around her.
everytime I see this thing it reminds me of dia-ree-ja. revolting.
fat fuckin lump asses are hot now?
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Kim Kardashian in New York City. (February 22, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN