I have a some candy for you under this tent
Fuck off dick. No one looks at these comments wondering where they can make more money. Get a real job asshole.
Yeah, you dick. People look at these comments because they want to make fun of rich and successful people to make them feel better about their shitty lives.
RUN BOY RUN
“In one pocket, is a wafer, the body of Christ…in the other, is a Mounds candy bar, the body of your Holiness.
Go forth and sin no more (until the same time next week).
Way too easy.
Yeah, I agree. There really needs to be more safeguards in place to keep children away from that guy.
^ sorry didnt read the comments first.
I love that new boy smell.
I totally typed ‘I just love that new boy smell.’, scrolled up, saw this, and felt suddenly ashamed.
“So far I have them fooled. They all think I’m new and awesome because I rubbed some homeless guy’s foot. But enough about me. How old did you say you were?”
“Mmmm… tastes like chicken. Young, tender, white-meat chicken.”
” I haven’t forgotten about Saturday Night Live Sinead!”
“Shhh…shhhh…just let it happen.”
What a lovely wholesome picture.
“C’mon Jimmy, reach out and touch faith”
“Run, Bobby. Run and don’t look back. I’ll hold the International Cardinals’ Conference off for as long as I can.”
“Young Ignacio desperately clawed at the arm that held his head in an inhuman grip, but to no avail as he felt his lifeforce being drained away by the pontiff’s icy grasp on his little weiner.”
And later on I’ll show you my little holy water fountain. I keep one with me at all times……….
Finally they had made an inflatable doll to his holiness’ tastes…
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