superficial

  1. EricLr

    Does she have an actual job?

  2. Johnny P!

    With Bruce out of the picture and Demi in detox, it’s nice to see that Cher , Sam Elliott and their biker friends have taken her under their wing.

  3. Oh good, a tranny version of Megan Fox…

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    When the big head is pointing straight up…

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Jennifer Love Hewitt just released a statement saying, “See? You muthafuckas thought the bandage dress was fixing me. It’s not magic… it can’t push breasts together that are 5 miles apart or make Jay Leno look good in drag.”

  6. It would be like having red hot sex with a crescent moon.

  7. This isn’t the worst picture I’ve ever seen of her. But she had to go and ruin it with whatever that is drawn on her arm.

  8. Bonky

    I would fuck her if they could just cut off her damn head.

  9. Deacon Jones

    “Come out to the coast, ..we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”

  10. So is she the “face” of the new Thomas Sabo watch, the one where all the dials and features are crammed into the center?

  11. Just another reminder that Weird Al didn’t win a Grammy this year.

  12. I can’t decide whats longer, her face or her boobs.

  13. Hey Rumer- why the long………aw, fuck it. It’s just too easy.

  14. tinklepants

    I bet she’d be a great boxer, what with that granite jaw and all…

  15. cc

    I’d like to give her a little head.

  16. The Brown Streak

    When Rumer’s around, the Doomsday clock is set 1 minute closer to midnight.

  17. I feel a little bad for her. She literally got the worst of both parents.

  18. Buddy the Elf

    Rumor has it, it’s a MAN.

  19. Poor kid. Barbie doll body, Cabbage Patch head.

  20. Postpalast? No, she should consider mentoplasty.

  21. pretty vacant

    i dont know whats worse anymore- me trying to still find anything even remotely funny about this poor thing or the fact that she is still trying to be relevant (in spite of actually doing practically nothing of note) in the entertainment industry.

  22. Snack pack

    Weird Al looks even funnier in drag.

  23. The Most Interesting

    And here I was, thinking that the Germans had moved beyond the manual can-opener.

  24. rospo

    I didn’t know railway carriages were allowed to pose for photos…

  25. lily

    ugh. that face.

  26. RichPort

    Jay Leno in a bad wig…

  27. Who’s in charge of security at Arkham? Clayface is apparently out again.

  28. hamiltonsP

    looks way too much like bruce willis, nothing is happening in my pantalones

  29. squishy

    All those genes and all that jaw…

Leave A Comment