superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    Ken and Barbie doin’ it.

  2. You’re about 17 years too late to choke her out…

  3. His penis and her vagina are clearly well acquainted.

  4. Buddy The Elf

    “Remember honey about 10 years ago, when you were 29 and I use to take you from behind? Good times.”

  5. USDA Prime McBeef

    touching your daughter’s titties is just like a riding a bike.

  6. What the fuck happened to her face? And stop with the fucking padding!

  7. Little Tongue

    Daddy issues finally explained!

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Of the 700 problematic things in this photo, I’m still hung up on the idea that we’re supposed to believe she’s a day under 35 years-old.

  9. Fredical

    This should be considered a crime. Putting all that makeup on a Guy Fawkes mask.

  10. Cock Dr

    Well on the way to becoming one of the dreaded Cosmeticsurgasaurus.

  11. ThisWillHurt

    “Oh, yeah. Gimme some sugar, ba- Sorry, sweetheart! Thought you were your mom . . . again.”

  12. your mom

    She has a music video?? Reality?? What does this bitch know about reality???

  13. This photo has 99 problems and daddy’s boundaries is one

  14. Hmmm. This explains where she got her taste for much older gay men.

  15. Jade

    Daddy, just because you sell your daughter doesn’t mean you get to do her too.

  16. theoriginalLJ

    This picture explains a bunch..

  17. nope

    whaaat the hell is happening?!

  18. “Daddy, PLEASE! I’m married now!”

  19. You know that magical moment where father and daughter share an intimate moment on the dance floor at weddings that tugs at your heart strings? Not that.

  20. bigalkie

    Whoa whoa whoa.. Stop the clock!

  21. This photo explains a lot.

  22. This is the first time I’ve seen her with her dad. It’s all starting to make sense now.

  23. I don’t think he looks drunk at all.

  24. WTF happened to her face, she was kind of cute before, now she is messed up.

  25. gnarla

    That’s her *dad*? There’s a video of them kissing and him spanking her, before running his hands all over her boobs. Explains so fucking much.

    To anyone who’s interested (although I don’t know who that would be):
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2276661/Courtney-Stodden-gyrates-pole-red-lingerie–posing-dress-light-crotch.html#axzz2KImtkVhK

  26. Jill Ess

    This. Explains. Everything.

  27. angerinside

    Relax people and give her a little credit. Some Aqua Velva smelling, liver spotted hand came around and grabbed her tits, she probably thought it was her husband.

  28. Is there a squeaking sound when that plastic prosthetic hand rubs up against that plastic boob?

  29. anonym

    Looks more like a sister than a daughter.

  30. Just Sayin'

    I thought that was an old woman and her husband. They look the same age. And, that isn’t say much!

  31. This photograph belongs in a psychiatry textbook. You know what chapter, don’t you?

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