superficial

  1. “Jennifer here you go… You should always put your best foot forward…
    No, seriously… Put the best one forward…

  2. “… and your dress is lovely. Just beautiful. It’s like little toenails all sprinkled across it.”

  3. Buddy The Elf

    Damn man – he looks like crap.

  4. Cock Dr

    They both look greasy…makes me wonder.

  5. schmidtler

    That’s so nice they finally got Gerard Depierdeu that new prosthetic face he always wanted!

  6. tarantino looks like he spends a lot of time with found footage.

  7. Q-Tar is trying to figure if they really are lopsided…

  8. He’s picturing himself tiptoeing through the tulips. Her top ones.

  9. bigalkie

    Hang around with Harvey Weinstein long enough and you start to look like this.

  10. “Come on Jen, time for an Inglourious Buttfuck”

  11. Sweet Gee-ZUS! I will never complain about how I look ever again, as long as I live.

  12. Just Sayin'

    Just like a pedifile wanna-be, he is looking over his new victim/acquisition! Dirty old man in any case. But, who can blame him? I’d look down that dress too if it presented and opportunity to too!

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