Thank you Roberto for introducing me to your girlfriend/the woman I’ll be banging in 20 minutes (15 if you go the fuck away right now).
“Well hello Mr. Cavalli, thank you for this nice present.”
“I saw 12 years a slave. I’m sorry. Take this white woman…”
So, Lenny this is where you’ve been hiding all these years.
“Dump the Shiksa Lenny. It’s time for temple!”
“Mariska Hargitay to you.”
The rescue note she’s slipping Lenny reads: “If you don’t mind the ever-so-slight smell of Epsom salts and Ben Gay around the vagina, call me.”
Kanye’s theory about blacks not having as many connections as jews has a slight flaw.
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Lina Nilson, Lenny Kravitz, and Roberto Cavalli in Miami. (December 8, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN