Call me Sissy. Sissy Bond.
From McDreamy to McMetrosexual.
I didn’t think they could cram that much hipster douche in a single photo.
And if you don’t believe it – Check the Rolled up pant legs
I hope they paid VERY well, Pat.
Your move, Disick!
I’ve had hot, sweaty sex with other men that was less gay than this.
1983 called and it wants its sweater back, bro!
When Micro Machines invented the scooter toy, they never could have foreseen the downfall of a hipster douche that would fit into the seat.
This photo is the ying to Billy Ray and his douchemobile’s yang.
Holy shit, it is like they checked off every box for douchebag in this photo. I did not think it was possible to look like more of a douchebag than Scott Dicksucker but well, here we are.
Patrick Dempsey on the set for “Can’t Buy Me Love 2″ shows that later in life he has upgraded from the red lawn mower.
From racing at Le Mans to this. You’d think if anyone he’d understand shifting from Drive to Reverse is not good for your transmission.
“You’re looking good Patrick. Get me the beret, the baget, and the anal beads!”
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Patrick Dempsey posing for a photoshoot for a clothing company in Los Angeles. (December 6, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN