1. Frank Burns

    My guess is that the reason is he loves vodka and cheeseburgers, and hates Nikon Coolpix.

  2. Billy Barty, Jr.

    Gay Claus?Who’s got a red ass ?
    trying to discern the message, but that’s probably giving Drunky Mcvomit too much credit

  3. Contusion

    I am David Hasselhoff. I will do anything. Literally.

  4. DeucePickle

    I was hoping this was going to be Will Ferrell

  5. Dick Hell

    Weird as it is this is without a doubt the most entertaining thing he’s ever done that didn’t involve a hamburger.

  6. MisterSuccint

    How The Grinch Drank Christmas !

  7. See Virginia, I TOLD you there was a Santa Claus. And if you’re not good, he’ll be coming to visit YOU on Christmas Eve!

  8. The Pope

    This is all that damn Hermie’s fault. He really gayed up Christmas.

  9. EricLr

    Sadly, this is pretty far from the least dignified photo shoot he’s done, even this year.

  10. Santa’s sleigh full of booze.

  11. At least it’s not Courtney Stodden.

  12. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume someone from Nikon Coolpix advertising agency is in the market for a new job today.

    • cc

      I can see the ad agency’s pitch now ‘…this is the part where the emaciated hasbeen with a failing liver drags some ho onto the salt flats to dig for clams…all Christmas themed of course…’

  13. I just hope that someone somewhere is working on a Xanax equivalent for reindeer.

  14. BandWM.instrel

    Away Dignity and Respect. Away Gravitas and Status. Dash away, dash away, dash away all!

  15. Montana

    Yea, well, I guess the front position is more about the red nose than anything…

  16. Right click save. Print.

  17. Cock Dr

    Nikon must have busted their promotional budget on this one when they booked the reindeer.

  18. Is it too much to ask Santa for a tsunami RIGHT NOW, as long as the reindeer are spared?

  19. What those poor reindeer have seen.

  20. Jeremy

    Be forewarned: If you leave out milk and cookies for Santa, he’ll just end up eating them off the floor shirtless.

  21. Sardonic

    Running out of patience, the director finally caved and told him he could keep the reindeer after the shoot.

  22. Toe Jam

    Dont be alarmed…just one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

  23. zomgbie

    desperate times require desperate actions.

  24. Buddy The Elf

    Holy shit – I’m making this my Xmas card. SCORE!

  25. tlmck

    I’m guessing he got drunk and traded the KITT car for this.

  26. Yeah, Santa? I’ve been just terrible this year – stay the fuck away from my house.

  27. “With a sesame seed bun, cheese, mustard, and a bottle of gin, these babies is good eatin!”

  28. This photo is all kinds of awesome.

  29. wait… this is a beach? england suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

  30. KC

    Looks like cheeseburgers for Christmas, again.

  31. As my ex-wife used to frequently say to me: “Oh for Christ sake…DRUNK again!”

  32. Jamriqua

    Hurry boys! There’s whiskey in them hills!

  33. Timothy

    He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he know if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for God Sake!

    Hasselhoff is coming….

  34. I swear i saw this exact same thing on the letters page of a Marvel comic back in xmas of 1977.

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