In the right Miami apartment using a low budget film crew and a box of condoms you could rake in some dough with this concept.
It’s good to know that the next Pam Anderson is waiting in the wings.
I’ll take one of her, please
…and to all a bi-curious Christmas.
Santa Claus is coming. The end.
Forget the dollhouse, little girl. Santa is bringing you Valtrex this year.
Valtrex!!! Is that like a super-hero doll!!! Yes please!
heroin…its what’s for dinner.
Santa appears to have gotten her thong pulled WAY off to the side…probably some kind of Christmas magic.
That’s actually Courtney, Doug and their dog.
Wait until you see the look on Santa’s face when he opens the present.
It’s a Santa for people who believe in Russell Brand
I think the camera guy must have said: “Say little smokies and Bud Light y’all! 1…2…”
She’s mere moments from confirming whether or not Santa’s semen tastes like peppermint.
I love our decadent western culture.
Show us more.
Guess where Santa’s candy cane went
That’s an awfully small package on that dude.
So I had this dream where Gina Gershon’s ugly mug was painted orange and smacked onto a Barbie only she was a hooker with reindeer hooves and there was this bat crotch guy wearing a crucifix going all Christian-dick-in-a-box and then Santa… fuck it, I’m never going to sleep again.
does she have a second vagina on her upper left thigh?
Santa getting visited by the Ghosts of Penicillin Yet To Come.
Well I see one part of her I like anyway.
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