superficial

  1. Contusion

    Where do you find a scooter big enough to make Gerard Depardieu look average size?

  2. Hank E. Ring

    This picture really needs no caption.

  3. And of course, he’s peeing while riding it.

  4. EricLr

    Oh please, help me! I’ve been stuck on this thing for weeks now!! WHY WON’T ANYONE HELP ME?!?!?!

  5. This fat bastard just shat himself.

  6. meeps!

    Free Willy 5 : The Depardieu

  7. I think it’ll be a while before he makes Full Patch.

  8. AnnaD.

    When he removes the helmet it’ll make a sound like a cork being popped.

  9. Montana

    “That John Denver is full of shit, man!”

  10. pavement_smear

    “You know nothing of the people. How would you know? Look at you! You don’t drink. You’re powdered. Swords make you faint. And they say you’ve never had a scooter. Who are you to speak for the people?”

  11. Bigalkie

    Being famous must rock. Could you imagine any other reason that someone would snap this guys picture? Unless it was teenagers making fun of a slobby old man.

  12. BandWM.instrel

    Plus ‘tard

  13. cc

    He orders octane boost by the case for that thing.

  14. The biking is blinking a distress message.

  15. “Does this scooter make me look fat?”

  16. Sardonic

    Drink much?

  17. Toe Jam

    Arteries…harding…must…get…to…hostipal….gak!!

  18. zomgbie

    eww put ur visor down.

  19. duh!

    I didn’t know a speeder bike could handle Jabba’s weight!

  20. LordInvader

    Behold…the anti-Clarkson!

  21. Jeff

    “Luke, take my mask off. Let me look upon you with my own eyes.”

  22. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!”

  23. Vlad

    on the set of Wild Hogs 2

  24. KC

    What’s scary is he’s not wearing a helmet.

  25. The Nashvillian

    Which one of the McGuire brothers is that?

    http://jpgmag.com/photos/152738

  26. Jamriqua

    sacre blue, they won’t let me piss on an airplane but no one can stop me from shitting on a scooter!

  27. donkeylicks

    Initiating Load-Cycle sequence.

  28. tlmck

    Jay Leno needs to lay off the pasta.

  29. Falstaff

    Toot toot! Allez! Je suis un tomate!

  30. Schmidtler

    Is it too late to let Germany have France?

  31. johnnyu

    Judge Fed

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