Where do you find a scooter big enough to make Gerard Depardieu look average size?
This picture really needs no caption.
And of course, he’s peeing while riding it.
Oh please, help me! I’ve been stuck on this thing for weeks now!! WHY WON’T ANYONE HELP ME?!?!?!
This fat bastard just shat himself.
Free Willy 5 : The Depardieu
I think it’ll be a while before he makes Full Patch.
When he removes the helmet it’ll make a sound like a cork being popped.
“That John Denver is full of shit, man!”
Nice reference! :D
“You know nothing of the people. How would you know? Look at you! You don’t drink. You’re powdered. Swords make you faint. And they say you’ve never had a scooter. Who are you to speak for the people?”
Being famous must rock. Could you imagine any other reason that someone would snap this guys picture? Unless it was teenagers making fun of a slobby old man.
I salute you, sir.
He orders octane boost by the case for that thing.
The biking is blinking a distress message.
“Does this scooter make me look fat?”
eww put ur visor down.
I didn’t know a speeder bike could handle Jabba’s weight!
If you are taliking Jeremy Clarkson-thumbs up!
“Luke, take my mask off. Let me look upon you with my own eyes.”
“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!”
on the set of Wild Hogs 2
What’s scary is he’s not wearing a helmet.
Which one of the McGuire brothers is that?
sacre blue, they won’t let me piss on an airplane but no one can stop me from shitting on a scooter!
Initiating Load-Cycle sequence.
Jay Leno needs to lay off the pasta.
Toot toot! Allez! Je suis un tomate!
Is it too late to let Germany have France?
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Gerard Depardieu in Paris. (November 30, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN