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  1. Contusion

    Where do you find a scooter big enough to make Gerard Depardieu look average size?

    Dec 3, 2012 at 4:12 pm /  Reply /120
  2. Hank E. Ring

    This picture really needs no caption.

    Dec 3, 2012 at 4:29 pm /  Reply /90
  3. Georgio

    And of course, he’s peeing while riding it.

    Dec 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm /  Reply /70
  4. EricLr

    Oh please, help me! I’ve been stuck on this thing for weeks now!! WHY WON’T ANYONE HELP ME?!?!?!

    Dec 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm /  Reply /100
  5. ShitNickel

    This fat bastard just shat himself.

    Dec 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm /  Reply /50
  6. meeps!

    Free Willy 5 : The Depardieu

    Dec 3, 2012 at 4:39 pm /  Reply /130
  7. Frederick Buddha

    I think it’ll be a while before he makes Full Patch.

    Dec 3, 2012 at 4:42 pm /  Reply /60
  8. AnnaD.

    When he removes the helmet it’ll make a sound like a cork being popped.

    Dec 3, 2012 at 4:48 pm /  Reply /170
  9. Montana

    “That John Denver is full of shit, man!”

    Dec 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm /  Reply /90
  10. pavement_smear

    “You know nothing of the people. How would you know? Look at you! You don’t drink. You’re powdered. Swords make you faint. And they say you’ve never had a scooter. Who are you to speak for the people?”

    Dec 3, 2012 at 5:20 pm /  Reply /10
  11. Bigalkie

    Being famous must rock. Could you imagine any other reason that someone would snap this guys picture? Unless it was teenagers making fun of a slobby old man.

    Dec 3, 2012 at 5:24 pm /  Reply /91
  12. BandWM.instrel

    Plus ‘tard

    Dec 3, 2012 at 5:25 pm /  Reply /70
  13. cc

    He orders octane boost by the case for that thing.

    Dec 3, 2012 at 5:40 pm /  Reply /00
  14. Willie Dixon

    The biking is blinking a distress message.

    Dec 3, 2012 at 6:07 pm /  Reply /100
  15. Denace

    “Does this scooter make me look fat?”

    Dec 3, 2012 at 6:47 pm /  Reply /70
  16. Sardonic

    Drink much?

    Dec 3, 2012 at 6:50 pm /  Reply /50
  17. Toe Jam

    Arteries…harding…must…get…to…hostipal….gak!!

    Dec 3, 2012 at 6:58 pm /  Reply /60
  18. zomgbie

    eww put ur visor down.

    Dec 3, 2012 at 7:17 pm /  Reply /00
  19. duh!

    I didn’t know a speeder bike could handle Jabba’s weight!

    Dec 3, 2012 at 7:21 pm /  Reply /70
  20. LordInvader

    Behold…the anti-Clarkson!

    Dec 3, 2012 at 7:48 pm /  Reply /05
  21. Jeff

    “Luke, take my mask off. Let me look upon you with my own eyes.”

    Dec 3, 2012 at 10:54 pm /  Reply /10
  22. FattyMcGee

    “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!”

    Dec 3, 2012 at 11:19 pm /  Reply /10
  23. Vlad

    on the set of Wild Hogs 2

    Dec 3, 2012 at 11:35 pm /  Reply /50
  24. KC

    What’s scary is he’s not wearing a helmet.

    Dec 4, 2012 at 12:31 am /  Reply /00
  25. The Nashvillian

    Which one of the McGuire brothers is that?

    http://jpgmag.com/photos/152738

    Dec 4, 2012 at 1:23 am /  Reply /00
  26. Jamriqua

    sacre blue, they won’t let me piss on an airplane but no one can stop me from shitting on a scooter!

    Dec 4, 2012 at 9:29 am /  Reply /00
  27. donkeylicks

    Initiating Load-Cycle sequence.

    Dec 4, 2012 at 10:16 am /  Reply /00
  28. tlmck

    Jay Leno needs to lay off the pasta.

    Dec 4, 2012 at 10:22 am /  Reply /00
  29. Falstaff

    Toot toot! Allez! Je suis un tomate!

    Dec 4, 2012 at 1:23 pm /  Reply /00
  30. Schmidtler

    Is it too late to let Germany have France?

    Dec 4, 2012 at 1:59 pm /  Reply /00
  31. johnnyu

    Judge Fed

    Dec 4, 2012 at 9:40 pm /  Reply /00

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