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  1. “Now I only “cut” pizza!”

  2. Demi Lovato, also known as “fat latina Ashley Tisdale”

  3. Coming soon, an epic chin-off between Demi and Kaley.

  4. Blue hair and a double chin…when you’re under 60, just pick one please.

  5. Goddamn, that’s unflattering. What’s the appeal with this woman anyway?

  6. alex

    Jingle Ball or Jiggle Ball?

  7. The Pope

    A little cocaine might help burn off those chins. And that’s one to grow on.

  8. Violet Beauregarde clearly didn’t listen about not eating the three course meal gum in testing did she?

  9. blerg

    I don’t care what any of you say, I’d totally hit it. That shit would look like an open face roast beef sandwich when I was done too.

  10. dick thunder brain doctor

    when I heard she had a drinking problem, I did not know she was drinklng Crisco.

  11. gigi

    I’m sorry, what did this chick do again? I keep hearing people discuss her, and ask for her advice, & she’s judging lame singing shows– I don’t get it…. she looks like she needs to bring me my omelet… and no butter or syrup for the pancakes please, just whipped cream — and don’t worry I’m a great tipper/ I understand they don’t pay you people much at these places…

  12. Condition: DEFChin2.

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