superficial

  1. “Children. PLEASE stop running! I am NOT Anthony Weiner!”

  2. “Hi kids! I’m Adrien! You may know me from such family films as The Pianist, Predators, Splice, and The Experiment!”

  3. Kids, don’t leave him hanging.

  4. “No, no, I was just kidding! Santa didn’t suffocate in the chimney!”

  5. Where else would the Action Center hold its holiday party?

  6. I deny poking that kids eye out with my nose! That’s the end of it I will hear no more of these accusations. *Poke* I repeat I deny poking out either of that kids eyes with my nose!

  7. “It’s ok children, don’t cry…my face just looks like this”

  8. Goddamn it, Ichabod is making the black children cry again.

  9. Vlad

    Okay, everyone stop what they’re doing and help Sasha find her contact lens.

  10. JungleRed

    What adolescent black girl doesn’t dream of raising the roof with Adrien Brody?

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    He’s surrendering any furthering of his career after he offered (aka threatened) to give out DVDs of his previous movies as presents.

  12. gigi

    is he wearing blusher???

  13. andrew (aaaaaaaaaaaaah)

    ‘Whoa, whoa, whoa, don’t take any more pictures, they might end up on the ‘Superficial!”

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