Narcissism, thy name is Instagram.
If I was the male equivalent of her beauty, I’d make Anthony Weiner look like a shy schoolboy.
Oh don’t be shy, Instagram that dong!
There are cynics, there are skeptics
There are legions of dispassionate dyspeptics
Who regard this time of year as a maudlin insincere
Cheezy crass commercial travesty of all that we hold dear
When they think that
Well, I can hear it
But I pity them their lack of Christmas spirit
For in a world like ours, take it from Stephen
There are much worse things to believe in.
A redeemer and a savior, an obese man giving toys for good behavior
The faith in what might be and the hope that we might see
The answer to all sorrow in a box beneath the tree
Find them foolish
Well you’re clearly none too bright so we’ll be gentle
Don’t even try to start vaguely conceiving
Of all much worse things to believe in
Believe in the judgment, believe in Jihad
Believe in a thousand variations on a dark and spiteful god
You’ve got your money, you’ve got your power
You’ve got your science, and all the planets going to end within the hour
You’ve got your dreams that don’t come true
You’ve got the ones that do
Then you’ve got your nothing
Some folks believe in nothing
But if you believe in nothing
Then what’s to keep the nothing from coming for you
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
Now if you’ll forgive me there’s a lot to do here
There are stockings still unhung
Colored lights I haven’t strung
And a one-man four-part Christmas carol waiting to be sung
Call me silly, call me sappy
Call me many things, the first of which is happy
You doubt, but you’re sad
I don’t, but I’m glad
I guess we’re even
At least that’s what I believe in
And there are much worse things
There Are Much Worse Things,
– Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello
Suddenly I feel like I might have ADD.
That’s the right way to begin the last TCWM brfore Christmas. With perfection. Thank you.
Perfection wouldn’t need the filters and ‘shopping.
*fires gun at LifeSerial’s head* Anyone of you fuckers has something else to say? Who dares to insult Kelly Brook in my presence?
I am with you Don! Just got my 3rd Kelly Brook calendar in a row & it is hung over my computer screen! Some would say thats sad but they are just jealous their wife doesen’t allow it!!! I have seen the beach un-photoshopped pics & she is still hot as fuck!
Yep. Those photos of her topless at the beach this year was the best thing to happen celebrity-wise this year. She’s still fucking gorgeous.
She really makes you want to shake her snow globes.
OK, she does this one thing very, very, VERY well. Does she do anything else?
with tits like that, she’s got no business doing anything else.
That’s like suggesting Motzart should maybe try baking.
Santa came early. Twice.
There’s a big stom in the UK. It just damaged the roof on my house so that the rain comes into the dining room / kitchen. And I have my in-laws here for Christmas. I’ve got 6 shopping hours to fix it tomorrow whilst enjoying 50-70mph winds. And I’m an office worker, so fat fucking chance of that being effective.
However, this just made it all okay somehow.
So, exactly how many Christmas lists is she on?
How many straight men are there in the world?
Alert the internet – we have areola. I repeat – we have areola.
Yawn. And her face looks mannish. Nice tits, but then most of the ladies here have nice tits.
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