I will never forget when it emerged from the sea. It was angry, and unnatural, and it sold us hip-hop apparel.
Bwahahaha Spot on mate!!
A cup moobs.
More like “Def Comedy Ham”.
Somebody’s ready to lay a beat down on Chuck Norris yo.
That’s what I’m getting for Christmas, a sweater.
Bystander: “Russell, for the love of god, suck in that gut!”
Russell: “I AM sucking it in!”
It appears to be a person wearing a suit. Look at the way it moves.
Poor Oprah just cant keep the weight off.
From occupy wall street to the beach, yeah this guy really made me want to support those idiots.
Here’s a guy that only needs half a shrimp on the barbie.
Wow. What a difference a click makes.
He’s channeling the spirit of Heavy D
kimora was definitely a gold digger, this dude would NEVER get a single girl if not for gold diggers. This is uglier than the vomit I saw on the NYC subway today…just gross.
He bangs models and former models ALL THE TIME…….
CLAP CLAP CLAP
yes retard, because the women are GOLD DIGGERS, have agendas. No one but you man would bang this fat bag of crap. I can guarantee none of the runway models would pee on this guy, Lowrider Magazine and Fat Butts mag does not a model make. In the real world, putting your dick into someone does not make you “hot” or “a man” or a “lady’s man” and “having money and bitches” is not a degree offered at ivy league schools. That mentality is definitely a “black thing” which is really retarded and backwards. If you learned anything you may now clap for yourself.
And how is that different from Hugh Hefner? I’ll wait……..
Phat Farm? More like Phat Beach…amirite!
Cosby is looking good these days.
the Dalai Lama pants is a nice touch.
You’re going to need to do a lot more walking.
Looks like he needs to hang out with Richard Simmons, amirite?
Anyone else looking at this picture waiting for him to yell, “Yoga Flame!”?
Oh NO!! Poor Russell! He has Dickidoo Disease!! Ya know, that’s when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie doo!!!
“where that white bitch at? I be hungry!”
there is a difference between respecting the Buddha and trying to BE a Buddha
I just found out I’m still fucking hot.
Amber Rose is looking hot these days!
Hines Ward has really let himself go.
Amber Rose has really let herself go.
Maybe you should layoff the the buffet line Russell
Jack Link’s Beef Jerky premiers it’s new “Surfin’ with Sasquatch” add campaign.
Since when does Buddha wear pants?
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Russell Simmons in St. Barths. (December 18, 2011)