1. I will never forget when it emerged from the sea. It was angry, and unnatural, and it sold us hip-hop apparel.

  2. Cock Dr

    A cup moobs.

  3. DiegoAD

    More like “Def Comedy Ham”.


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  4. Deacon Jones

    Somebody’s ready to lay a beat down on Chuck Norris yo.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    That’s what I’m getting for Christmas, a sweater.

  6. Evil Dick Tater

    Bystander: “Russell, for the love of god, suck in that gut!”
    Russell: “I AM sucking it in!”

  7. Amy

    It appears to be a person wearing a suit. Look at the way it moves.

  8. Buddy the Elf

    Poor Oprah just cant keep the weight off.

  9. From occupy wall street to the beach, yeah this guy really made me want to support those idiots.

  10. Here’s a guy that only needs half a shrimp on the barbie.

  11. whatsmyface

    Wow. What a difference a click makes.

  12. Swearin

    He’s channeling the spirit of Heavy D

  13. gumption

    kimora was definitely a gold digger, this dude would NEVER get a single girl if not for gold diggers. This is uglier than the vomit I saw on the NYC subway today…just gross.

    • @BlackManUSAonTwitter

      He bangs models and former models ALL THE TIME…….


      • gumption

        yes retard, because the women are GOLD DIGGERS, have agendas. No one but you man would bang this fat bag of crap. I can guarantee none of the runway models would pee on this guy, Lowrider Magazine and Fat Butts mag does not a model make. In the real world, putting your dick into someone does not make you “hot” or “a man” or a “lady’s man” and “having money and bitches” is not a degree offered at ivy league schools. That mentality is definitely a “black thing” which is really retarded and backwards. If you learned anything you may now clap for yourself.

      • And how is that different from Hugh Hefner? I’ll wait……..

  14. MrsWrong

    Phat Farm? More like Phat Beach…amirite!

  15. tlmck

    Cosby is looking good these days.

  16. rican


  17. Any Guy

    the Dalai Lama pants is a nice touch.

  18. whatsmyface

    You’re going to need to do a lot more walking.

  19. Looks like he needs to hang out with Richard Simmons, amirite?

  20. Anyone else looking at this picture waiting for him to yell, “Yoga Flame!”?

  21. farting old man's wife

    Oh NO!! Poor Russell! He has Dickidoo Disease!! Ya know, that’s when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie doo!!!

  22. Juaquin ingles

    “where that white bitch at? I be hungry!”

  23. whiskeyafternoon

    there is a difference between respecting the Buddha and trying to BE a Buddha

  24. Blech

    LOL, Fish!

  25. I just found out I’m still fucking hot.

  26. Browns Stink

    Amber Rose is looking hot these days!

  27. Jagger

    Hines Ward has really let himself go.

  28. tayker

    Amber Rose has really let herself go.

  29. Hip-Hop Jammies

    Maybe you should layoff the the buffet line Russell

  30. Jack Link’s Beef Jerky premiers it’s new “Surfin’ with Sasquatch” add campaign.

  31. Steelerchick


  32. Russell Slimmons

  33. Since when does Buddha wear pants?

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