1. YAAR

    The douche is strong with this one…

  2. Little Tongue

    Papa Smurf looks pissed off.

  3. shonzie


  4. Cock Dr

    The hat needs to be taller.

  5. BB

    Yes, offspring of Tom Brady, reach for the nice unpredictable-at-best breed of doggie, reach closer…

  6. Is he in WhoVille with that hat? Jesus H.

  7. Animal

    I thought SNL retired the Coneheads.

  8. cc

    See gentlemen, what marriage does to you? He was an NFL football player, he married a super model. Next thing you know he’s pushing a stroller, in a stupid hat, wearing his wife’s scarf, looking bewildered.

  9. “I am the quarterback for the Patriots. I come from…France”

  10. Does he have a Klan hood under that hat?

  11. If this were 1977, these would all be Conehead jokes.

  12. “I’d watch it, kid. This one came from Vick.”

  13. Jentilly

    $5 says Giselle forces him to wear that ridiculous hat, she probably convinced him it was couture

  14. zomgbie

    hes from france.

  15. Vlad

    Tom Brady, NFL quarterback, dickhead.

  16. Bigalkie

    Endorsements were sagging. So Tom Brady took on the role of Travelocity Gnome.

  17. Sardonic

    Peter Dinklage wannabe.

  18. EricLr

    When that kid gets mauled, I bet everyone pretends they didn’t see it coming.

  19. You need the reservoir tip for a dickhead.

  20. That dog is just waiting for that hand to get a little closer…

  21. The joys of fatherhood.

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