The douche is strong with this one…
Papa Smurf looks pissed off.
“NARFTLE THE GARTHOK!”
The hat needs to be taller.
Consume mass quantities!
Yes, offspring of Tom Brady, reach for the nice unpredictable-at-best breed of doggie, reach closer…
Is he in WhoVille with that hat? Jesus H.
I thought SNL retired the Coneheads.
See gentlemen, what marriage does to you? He was an NFL football player, he married a super model. Next thing you know he’s pushing a stroller, in a stupid hat, wearing his wife’s scarf, looking bewildered.
To be fair I don’t think he EVER knew what the fuck was going on except “throw ball over there.”
“I am the quarterback for the Patriots. I come from…France”
Does he have a Klan hood under that hat?
If this were 1977, these would all be Conehead jokes.
“I’d watch it, kid. This one came from Vick.”
$5 says Giselle forces him to wear that ridiculous hat, she probably convinced him it was couture
hes from france.
Tom Brady, NFL quarterback, dickhead.
Endorsements were sagging. So Tom Brady took on the role of Travelocity Gnome.
Peter Dinklage wannabe.
When that kid gets mauled, I bet everyone pretends they didn’t see it coming.
You need the reservoir tip for a dickhead.
That dog is just waiting for that hand to get a little closer…
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