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  1. ThisWillHurt

    “I wish mom would let me wear something to cover up MY misshapen ass.” – Kim Kardashian

  2. Jessica Simpson looked at that child and saw two things: (1) her future; and (2) lunch.

  3. Her gross legs enrage me. They wouldn’t make me feel this way if she didn’t think she was so hot.

  4. joe

    Dat ass.

    Has it’s own zip code.

  5. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Have penis, will buttfuck (the blond gnome that is)

  6. Christmas is coming, Xtina’s getting fat, please put a penny in the ol’ man’s hat.

  7. I hope you didn’t pay to much for this photo – this could just as easily be Cyndi Lauper, Shia Labeouf, and some hobbit. (Also would make a more interesting picture to caption)

  8. Damn, she went to shit fast.

  9. crap you get bow legged when you get fat!? Who knew?

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    A cank-leg? That has to be a first.

  11. EricLr

    Nothing says “Good person” quite like a Yankees cap worn backwards.

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