“I wish mom would let me wear something to cover up MY misshapen ass.” – Kim Kardashian
Jessica Simpson looked at that child and saw two things: (1) her future; and (2) lunch.
Her gross legs enrage me. They wouldn’t make me feel this way if she didn’t think she was so hot.
Has it’s own zip code.
I can’t believe I put an apostrophe there. That’s what happens after grading 124 final exams.
Have penis, will buttfuck (the blond gnome that is)
Christmas is coming, Xtina’s getting fat, please put a penny in the ol’ man’s hat.
Ahahahha, I enjoyed that.
I hope you didn’t pay to much for this photo – this could just as easily be Cyndi Lauper, Shia Labeouf, and some hobbit. (Also would make a more interesting picture to caption)
Damn, she went to shit fast.
crap you get bow legged when you get fat!? Who knew?
A cank-leg? That has to be a first.
Nothing says “Good person” quite like a Yankees cap worn backwards.
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Christina Aguilera with her son Max and Matthew Rutler in Los Angeles. (December 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN