Give a horse some grain and you feed it for a day.
Teach a horse to carry its own grain and you feed it for a lifetime.
FUCK!!! THE BLAIR WITCH JUST SAW ME!!!
Someone needs to take her to the Vet.
Her muzzle is all skeletal, her flanks are emaciated, and she’s looking kind of swaybacked.
It’s tough finding a taxi with a trailer these days.
Can we all just take a moment to admire the fact that this women refuses to get a nose job and botox? Sure, she looks like garbage, but the woman has integrity.
Veterinary plastic surgery is still very primitive.
She probably has a large bank account as well, so probably brays at us laughing at her.
Snapshot taken as she watched her husband run down another mother/daughter pair.
She calls this look “The Shriveler”
Uh oh she spotted the jockey, now she is going to make a run for it get the lasso!
“Miss Parker, could you tell us about—”
“Not now, I have to hoof it to Pilates!”
This is a pic from a photo spread in Equine magazine (like Esquire, but for horses). That is a top of the line D&G oat bag that retails for $9,800.
No wonder Matthew Broderick is currently riding a bike across the Atlantic Ocean.
GET IT? SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE HAHA
She couldn’t get a cab, and decided she’d just hoof it.
Looks like the next photo taken of her might be behind a barn.
I don’t care what color you get the minders to tart you up in, Sarah.
At your age you’re never gonna get that date with the Black Stallion.
Heads’ up cowpokes, that’s the look she throws right as she’s about to bolt!
Woah. Complete makeup fail.
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