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  1. aj

    Give a horse some grain and you feed it for a day.

    Teach a horse to carry its own grain and you feed it for a lifetime.

  2. FUCK!!! THE BLAIR WITCH JUST SAW ME!!!

  3. Dox

    Someone needs to take her to the Vet.
    Her muzzle is all skeletal, her flanks are emaciated, and she’s looking kind of swaybacked.

  4. JimBB

    It’s tough finding a taxi with a trailer these days.

  5. Can we all just take a moment to admire the fact that this women refuses to get a nose job and botox? Sure, she looks like garbage, but the woman has integrity.

  6. jessica

    Snapshot taken as she watched her husband run down another mother/daughter pair.

  7. M. Broderick

    She calls this look “The Shriveler”

  8. Uh oh she spotted the jockey, now she is going to make a run for it get the lasso!

  9. “Miss Parker, could you tell us about—”

    “Not now, I have to hoof it to Pilates!”

  10. fred

    This is a pic from a photo spread in Equine magazine (like Esquire, but for horses). That is a top of the line D&G oat bag that retails for $9,800.

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    No wonder Matthew Broderick is currently riding a bike across the Atlantic Ocean.

  12. scrank

    GET IT? SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE HAHA

  13. meshuggah Tits

    She couldn’t get a cab, and decided she’d just hoof it.

  14. Looks like the next photo taken of her might be behind a barn.

  15. crb

    I don’t care what color you get the minders to tart you up in, Sarah.

    At your age you’re never gonna get that date with the Black Stallion.

  16. crb

    Heads’ up cowpokes, that’s the look she throws right as she’s about to bolt!

  17. Woah. Complete makeup fail.

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