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  1. Cock Dr

    That’s a face that will send small children running and screaming from a room.

  2. M

    That’s a face that makes me feel younger every day.

  3. For a second, I thought it was Nick Nolte.

  4. Why does he always look like he’s staring into a jet turbine?

  5. Sorry, Christopher Lloyd, but dying your hair won’t keep us from typecasting you as Doc Brown for the rest of your life.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    When did he win the Super Bowl?

  7. userofalltrades

    “…and this is the part of the movie where I looked really serious, it’s funny because I’m serious.”

  8. “Valet me if you want to live.”

  9. Venom

    Now that Maria is taking him to the cleaners, he has to attach a chain to his wallet to protect what money he has left.

  10. Get avay from me if you vant to live!

  11. slappy magoo

    Gran Torino 2: What Clint looked like after taking a bullet to the face.

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “I need your meds, your blanket and the remote.”

  13. “COMB with me if you want to live…”

  14. Pirate Hunter

    “Sources confirm that Clint Eastwood is set to take over for The Governator in the long awaited sequel to Twins. Apparently, Mr. Eastwood jumped at the chance to revive the Julius Benedict character while adding his own brand of consternation to the role. Rumors also abound that Peter Dinklage will play Vincent Benedict, as Danny Devito is now believed to be too repulsive for the targeted big screen audience.”

  15. Next movie, “The Ageinator.” Linda and Arnold play their own ages.

  16. cc

    He’s rushing to get to the choppa.

  17. Angel

    His rings look nice.

  18. Mel

    Why is that man trying to give him a nappy, did he drop it to get his attention, like in those old cartoons when the lady duck drops her hanky so The Donald will pick it up……

  19. While his career isn’t going 1000mph is face clearly is.

  20. Porkpie

    His arms look so tiny! Definitely lost the Terminator body, didn’t he? Meanwhile Lou Ferrigno continues to look twenty years older and still Hulk-like. Big Lou wins!!!

  21. Porkpie

    Sorry, meant to say that Lou looks twenty years younger. Make that thirty.

  22. The only things missing from this picture are an immaculately groomed lawn and a rocking chair.

  23. That’s a face only a mother and a Guatemalan servant could love.

  24. tlmck

    “Did you just ask me what the other end of this chain is attached to?”

  25. Admiral Hackbar

    “Come with me if you want to…ugh, eye don’t carah anymorah if you live or die. Just point me in thy direction of tha neerest Mexican nanny.”

  26. Larry Jones

    Poor Ahnuld. Getting old sucks, man.

  27. Isn’t this the woman Arnold banged?

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