1. Contusion

    “Out of my way! I’m almost late for my 10:00 appearance out front at Treasure Island in Las Vegas!”

  2. bobthebob

    Now that is a true band mate, trying to make his lead singer look good in comparison.

  3. BillEBuoy

    Russel Brand. Eat your heart out.

  4. B&WMinstrel

    And then he ruins it all by zipping up his fly

  5. Tron

    It’s all about the accessories. :D

  6. It seems the members of Aerosmith a turning into even gayer looking versions of Jack Sparrow.

  7. Good Lord! I’ll admit I once tried to memorize a few words from the “Klingon” language…but this Trekkie has really gone all out!

  8. rantatonne

    Mugatu :” Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.”
    Joe Perry : “Go onnn….”

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    Dermot Mulroney has the best costumes.

  10. Happy_Evil_Dude

    We found Sean Penn folks!

  11. The Pope

    The mystery of what happened to David Hemmings’ eyebrows is now officially solved.

  12. broduhjenner

    you know, these aging drug-addled rockstars are the best anti-drug commercials.

  13. When did the gypsy douche explosion happen in the fashion world. Never? I hope.

  14. “Has anyone seen me fookin’ saber?”

  15. Jentilly

    I wonder how long it takes to put an outfit like that together

  16. 1NDUN

    What’s with the matching skunk hair on these Aerosmith guys? Did they have a supernatural or life altering experience together? Maybe menopause?

  17. I’ve looked at this picture for five minutes now and I’m still not sure if that’s a mustache or if those two strands of hair just happen to be perfectly framing his mouth.

  18. EricLr

    Damn, it’s contagious.

  19. Sam

    If Steven Tyler and Johnny Depp had a love child.

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