“Out of my way! I’m almost late for my 10:00 appearance out front at Treasure Island in Las Vegas!”

Now that is a true band mate, trying to make his lead singer look good in comparison.

Russel Brand. Eat your heart out.

TRULY CREEPY!!

And then he ruins it all by zipping up his fly

It’s all about the accessories. :D

It seems the members of Aerosmith a turning into even gayer looking versions of Jack Sparrow.

Good Lord! I’ll admit I once tried to memorize a few words from the “Klingon” language…but this Trekkie has really gone all out!

Mugatu :” Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.”
Joe Perry : “Go onnn….”

Dermot Mulroney has the best costumes.

We found Sean Penn folks!

The mystery of what happened to David Hemmings’ eyebrows is now officially solved.

you know, these aging drug-addled rockstars are the best anti-drug commercials.

When did the gypsy douche explosion happen in the fashion world. Never? I hope.

“Has anyone seen me fookin’ saber?”

I wonder how long it takes to put an outfit like that together

What’s with the matching skunk hair on these Aerosmith guys? Did they have a supernatural or life altering experience together? Maybe menopause?

I’ve looked at this picture for five minutes now and I’m still not sure if that’s a mustache or if those two strands of hair just happen to be perfectly framing his mouth.

Damn, it’s contagious.

If Steven Tyler and Johnny Depp had a love child.