Acting out his dream of running Melanie Griffith over with his car.
prune juice kicking in
Or: FRIJOLES kicking in.
He needs to eat more yogurt.
“I nailed her like this! and like this!…and then I stole her shoes”
I need shoes, because there’s never enough of them!
I’d pay $2000 for court-side seats too if it meant I could crap there.
Court-side shitter is next to the visiting team’s bench.
Antonio Banderas seen giving two ghosts a hand job.
BRRRrrrrmmmmmm brrrrrrrmmmmmm, beep beep!
He’s obviously upset that the papparazzi photographed him next to his wife, Melanie, when she wasn’t wearing make up.
Damn it! I should have thought of that Lay’s commercial.
Ay yai yai, deez lady boots are es hurting my feets!
Must. Suppress. Farts.
I’d pretend to give a shit about the NBA, too if it meant I could escape Melanie for 4 hours every game.
“I love the the American football!”
“I fight you Dinklage! Pistons suck!”
Si!!! His sausage is peeping through his shorts! I love dis game
Viagra kicking in?
Lakers??? Looks more like Antonio Spurts! Har har
They guy beside him can’t believe he’s sitting next to Antonio Banderas. Antonio can’t believe he’s sitting next to a guy with a head the size of bushel basket.
“I jus’ love rideeng out here on the open road…me, my hog, and no fuckin’ helmet…:”
“The wheels on the bus go round and round,
Round and round, round and round. . .”
Invisible motorcycle, get me the hell out of here!
Justin Timberlake, circa 2035.
Why is he wearing Katie H’s booteez?
Why is he with Big Bird?
My life is a living nightmare, but this game is my ONE CHANCE to have a bright spot!
“When it hurts to go to the bathroom, try Dulcolax stool softener…”
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Antonio Banderas at a Laker game in Los Angeles. (November 4, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN