Acting out his dream of running Melanie Griffith over with his car.
prune juice kicking in
Or: FRIJOLES kicking in.
He needs to eat more yogurt.
“I nailed her like this! and like this!…and then I stole her shoes”
I need shoes, because there’s never enough of them!
I’d pay $2000 for court-side seats too if it meant I could crap there.
Court-side shitter is next to the visiting team’s bench.
Antonio Banderas seen giving two ghosts a hand job.
BRRRrrrrmmmmmm brrrrrrrmmmmmm, beep beep!
He’s obviously upset that the papparazzi photographed him next to his wife, Melanie, when she wasn’t wearing make up.
Damn it! I should have thought of that Lay’s commercial.
Ay yai yai, deez lady boots are es hurting my feets!
Must. Suppress. Farts.
I’d pretend to give a shit about the NBA, too if it meant I could escape Melanie for 4 hours every game.
“I love the the American football!”
“I fight you Dinklage! Pistons suck!”
Si!!! His sausage is peeping through his shorts! I love dis game
Viagra kicking in?
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