And, for first place in the celebrity wax figure competition: Nicole Kidman by Wax Factory Krew! Congratulations!
Because after being married to Tom Cruise becoming a prototypical stepford wife isn’t really a stretch anymore….
1 girl, 1 cup.
She’s fucking terrifying.
If you are ever murdered, I am pretty sure the last face you see will look a lot like that.
Miss Kidman won by a full furlong.
What a wuss, she can’t even hold the damn thing.
I bet a Tommy tank from her is akin to being jacked off by a six day old lettuce.
That’s an amazing collection of words you just assembled there. Or I just don’t watch enough porn to know what the fuck you’re talking about.
It seemed more amusing in my head.
Now it seems a bit shit :)
Thanks for the new catchphrase, I’ll be using that.
Looks like she bet on Sarah Jessica Parker.
That hat is about to take flight.
I guess she ran out of makeup before she got to her hands.
I won’t sleep tonight! Thanks, Photo Boy.
No photo of the Dalmatians?
Face by Madame Tussauds, hands by The Walking Dead.
Somewhere, Don King is waking up bald wondering what the fuck happened to all his hair.
Beee booop bop beeeeep
I looked. No reflection of a naked guy.
The Derby Day Horse Races? What I want to know is, after she won the race, how did they manage to get her cooled down, brushed out, and redressed so quickly for the photo-op!
The cup is almost as smooth and immobile as her face.
Apparently he held her by the hand when he dipped her into the river Styxx.
damn, her hand is like the portrait of dorian grey to her face! hell
Don King wants his hat back.
Who photographed this, Dr. Seuss? Yeesh.
“The Fembot’s out of juice again. Someone get the cables so we can jumpstart her.”
God help us if she ever finds John Connor.
Your move, Madonna.
Australians have plenty of jokes they use to make fun of New Zealanders. But when it comes to the reverse, all us Kiwis have to say is, Nicole Kidman.
I seriously thought this was Steve Martin being funny from the thumbnail. And I became excited because I love Steve Martin and think he’s funny, even if he dresses in drag.
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Nicole Kidman at The Derby Day Horse Races in Melbourne, Australia. (November 3, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN