1. Contusion

    And, for first place in the celebrity wax figure competition: Nicole Kidman by Wax Factory Krew! Congratulations!

  2. The Royal Penis

    Because after being married to Tom Cruise becoming a prototypical stepford wife isn’t really a stretch anymore….

  3. Tron

    1 girl, 1 cup.

  4. B&WMinstrel


  5. it had to be said

    She’s fucking terrifying.

  6. Miss Kidman won by a full furlong.

  7. InkyBlack

    What a wuss, she can’t even hold the damn thing.

    I bet a Tommy tank from her is akin to being jacked off by a six day old lettuce.

  8. Looks like she bet on Sarah Jessica Parker.

  9. Cock Dr

    That hat is about to take flight.

  10. I guess she ran out of makeup before she got to her hands.

  11. Inner Retard

    I won’t sleep tonight! Thanks, Photo Boy.

  12. Buddy The Elf

    No photo of the Dalmatians?

  13. Face by Madame Tussauds, hands by The Walking Dead.

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    Somewhere, Don King is waking up bald wondering what the fuck happened to all his hair.

  15. cc

    Beee booop bop beeeeep
    *whirring sounds*

  16. lawn

    I looked. No reflection of a naked guy.

  17. The Derby Day Horse Races? What I want to know is, after she won the race, how did they manage to get her cooled down, brushed out, and redressed so quickly for the photo-op!

  18. Timothy

    The cup is almost as smooth and immobile as her face.

  19. Joaquin ingles

    Apparently he held her by the hand when he dipped her into the river Styxx.

  20. Jamriqua

    damn, her hand is like the portrait of dorian grey to her face! hell

  21. mbcl

    Don King wants his hat back.

  22. Swearin

    Who photographed this, Dr. Seuss? Yeesh.

  23. Qmak

    “The Fembot’s out of juice again. Someone get the cables so we can jumpstart her.”

  24. EricLr

    God help us if she ever finds John Connor.

  25. Juvederm

    Your move, Madonna.

  26. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Australians have plenty of jokes they use to make fun of New Zealanders. But when it comes to the reverse, all us Kiwis have to say is, Nicole Kidman.

  27. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    I seriously thought this was Steve Martin being funny from the thumbnail. And I became excited because I love Steve Martin and think he’s funny, even if he dresses in drag.


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