1. Chim Chim Cher-ee, Chim Chim Cher-ee, Chim Chim Cher-ee!

  2. “Oy Matey!”

  3. Deacon Jones

    “dO YOU havE alcoHOL?”

  4. cc

    So it’s Christmas and suddenly he thinks he’s Bring Crosby.

  5. Minky Wail

    Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

  6. it had to be said

    “Yeah, that Asian one. In the bathroom! Right?”

  7. Droog

    LIttle known fact. He vomits at the sound of Beethoven!

  8. Kiefer has started a new hat fashion craze: The Fedumba.

  9. “Shoe shine for a nickel, sir?”

  10. tlmck

    Somebody dug up Fred Astaire?

  11. Someone just offered to pay him in gum.

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    If you want to get ahead get a hat. And a normal looking head.

  13. philio

    Is this the guy in all the Disney commercials???

  14. “You leave in the morning with
    everything you own in a little
    black case
    Alone on the platform
    the wind and the rain on a sad
    and lonely face…”

  15. lori

    Jaunting little tilt.

  16. Raoul

    Oh, damn, Jack! You’re not going to go save the world dressed like that, are you?

  17. Samantha

    “Cherio! Pip pip! Wot wot!’ Keifer Sutherland – Method Actor

  18. Steelerchick

    Didn’t know Mr. Magoo had such small hands.

  19. Jimmy Cagney?

  20. Tanz

    You’re gonna eat lightnin’ and you’re gonna crap thunder!

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