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“These shitty Lifetime movies were never part of the deal!!”
“I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
“Home of the Hoffburger, with extra cheesy bad acting !”
Is that Vader’s arm?
Nice glove. Can you hide a flask in the thumb?
Glovewatch?
Wow, 5 posts and no Star Wars reference yet?
See #1 and #3.
I guess I jumped the gun on that one
“Hi I’m Darth, nice to meet you, but aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
“So, Hasselhoff, Yogurt has taught you well. If it’s one thing that I despise, it is a fair fight. But if I must, then I must: May the best man win. Put-er there!”
“David, I am your father.”
Goddamnit… the Hamburglar wears red gloves.
“Obi wan never told you how you got this job…
Hoff…I am your agent!”
“Mr Hasslehoff, Lord Vader. You are the new Death Star that I purchased.”
“Um…they were taking bets for the Dead Pool.”
“Death Star, Dead Pool, it doesn’t matter. I’m still getting inside you!”
” This isn’t my idea of a hand job!”
“This isn’t my idea of a hand job!”
Is there an echo in here ?
there is… another-?!
you have…
a sixteen ounce!
“Wow, that’s pretty cool. Stick it in my ass, will you?”
“Welcome to the Death Star Lord Hasselhoff”.