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  1. EricLr

    “These shitty Lifetime movies were never part of the deal!!”

    “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

  2. Rchard Harrow

    “Home of the Hoffburger, with extra cheesy bad acting !”

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    Is that Vader’s arm?

  4. joe

    Nice glove. Can you hide a flask in the thumb?

  5. Deacon Jones

    Wow, 5 posts and no Star Wars reference yet?

  6. “Hi I’m Darth, nice to meet you, but aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

  7. ThisWillHurt

    “So, Hasselhoff, Yogurt has taught you well. If it’s one thing that I despise, it is a fair fight. But if I must, then I must: May the best man win. Put-er there!”

  8. Dormant Canadian

    “David, I am your father.”

  9. Goddamnit… the Hamburglar wears red gloves.

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    “Obi wan never told you how you got this job…
    Hoff…I am your agent!”

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    “Mr Hasslehoff, Lord Vader. You are the new Death Star that I purchased.”
    “Um…they were taking bets for the Dead Pool.”
    “Death Star, Dead Pool, it doesn’t matter. I’m still getting inside you!”

  12. Carl Spackler

    ” This isn’t my idea of a hand job!”

  13. Carl Spackler

    “This isn’t my idea of a hand job!”

  14. zomgbie

    there is… another-?!
    you have…
    a sixteen ounce!

  15. “Wow, that’s pretty cool. Stick it in my ass, will you?”

  16. Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair

    “Welcome to the Death Star Lord Hasselhoff”.

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