superficial

  1. mismy

    nice, she appears to be looking less emaciated

  2. Deacon Jones

    “I’ve calculated every possible outcome and have come to one conclusion. You WILL blow me underwater.”

  3. EricLr

    Once again having to step over a prostrated, begging Katie Holmes.

  4. Happy_Evil_Dude

    I like to think pool sex ensued. I like to think it was me instead of Joshua Jackson.

  5. Joshua Jackson is awesome. He’s fucking Diane Kruger, nuff said.

  6. Thought it was David Hasselhoff and Miley Cyrus.
    Upcoming sex tape: Cumming Your Last Shred of Dignity in Disney.

  7. “September, I’m drowning! The only way to save me is to inflate my life jacket.. If only you can find the nozzle….. glub, glub.”

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