1. catapostrophe

    Is there anything Kid Rock CAN’T do?

  2. it had to be said

    Ha ha. It’s like I’m having a threesome!

  3. Please, oh please .. self deport!

  4. I smell Pabst all the way over here.

  5. mike

    Unsurprisingly, prefers his big microphones white.

  6. Qmak

    Bawditadaba…your table is ready…bawditadaba…would you like chips and salsa? I’m your waiter…and my name is Kiiiiiid…

  7. CrashHell

    “Me llamo El Ninooooooooooo…

  8. He looks so happy that Obama won. That’s a surprise.

  9. 1NDUN

    This is actually his twin, Kid Ma-ROCK-as.

    • will

      -too clever for me-

      • 1NDUN

        Interesting. I nearly didn’t post that because I thought it was too silly and kind of stupid. But, I couldn’t think of a good fart joke and “derp” didn’t apply since there were no fans included in the photo.

  10. Tiger

    Rap, rock, country. Give it up, dude. You suck at ALL kinds of music.

  11. BWMinstrel

    You know what they call someone like him in Jamaica? A douchebag.

  12. Bigalkie

    His and Hers Buttplugs.

  13. Allison Wunderlan

    “You put the lime in the coconut…” “Oh wait, that was part of my wedding vows to Pam.”

  14. navvet75

    i hate that he stole/ copied both Lyrnd Synrd and brian adams songs

  15. Officelinebacker

    I’d be shaking those too if I had sex with Pamela Anderson and was able to dodge hepatitis c

  16. “If I put my microphone with my maracas it looks just like my package. No, really! Swear to God…”

  17. Alexxx

    Invisible blowjob. Hint: the maracas are the balls.

  18. Kid can now cross “meet with an unsuccessful presidential candidate” and “play the maracas at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford EcoBoost 400″ off his incredibly esoteric bucket list.

  19. Rhettro

    “Officer, I really am a singer!”
    “Not a chance”
    “Don’t taze me bro!”

  20. EricLr

    Got to give it to the guy, he really goes all out to earn his $50 and 3 free beers.

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