Is there anything Kid Rock CAN’T do?
make it 1998 again?
Pick winning presidents?
Have unprotected sex.
Support a winning candidate for President.
Separate me from my money for some of his “music.”
Play any other instruments?
Get a haircut and not look like trailer trash.
pick one…..please say microphone. please.
erase that PAM tattoo..
Ha ha. It’s like I’m having a threesome!
Please, oh please .. self deport!
I smell Pabst all the way over here.
Unsurprisingly, prefers his big microphones white.
Bawditadaba…your table is ready…bawditadaba…would you like chips and salsa? I’m your waiter…and my name is Kiiiiiid…
“Me llamo El Ninooooooooooo…
EL NINO ROCK!”
He looks so happy that Obama won. That’s a surprise.
After Barack Obama was re-elected, Kid Rock moved to Mexico in protest.
This is actually his twin, Kid Ma-ROCK-as.
-too clever for me-
Interesting. I nearly didn’t post that because I thought it was too silly and kind of stupid. But, I couldn’t think of a good fart joke and “derp” didn’t apply since there were no fans included in the photo.
Rap, rock, country. Give it up, dude. You suck at ALL kinds of music.
You know what they call someone like him in Jamaica? A douchebag.
I believe it’s pronounced “Le Douchebag”.
His and Hers Buttplugs.
“You put the lime in the coconut…” “Oh wait, that was part of my wedding vows to Pam.”
i hate that he stole/ copied both Lyrnd Synrd and brian adams songs
I’d be shaking those too if I had sex with Pamela Anderson and was able to dodge hepatitis c
“If I put my microphone with my maracas it looks just like my package. No, really! Swear to God…”
Invisible blowjob. Hint: the maracas are the balls.
Kid can now cross “meet with an unsuccessful presidential candidate” and “play the maracas at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford EcoBoost 400″ off his incredibly esoteric bucket list.
“Officer, I really am a singer!”
“Not a chance”
“Don’t taze me bro!”
Got to give it to the guy, he really goes all out to earn his $50 and 3 free beers.
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