Mariah Carey at The TeenNick Halo Awards in Hollywood. (November 17, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
She looks surprisingly like someone on whose breasts I would orgasm. Huh.
Hm…I suddenly feel like inventing a dish called “Buttersausage.”
Her hair looks like she should be at Burning Man, selling incense.
Every time I see her, I think of this
Compared to Christina Aguilera…not bad.
She’s going to take Aretha Franklin’s title soon. Oops, I meant table… you know Aretha likes to sit right next to the kitchen.
and Ed McMahon…
Just found out that “TeenNick Halo Awards” was not in honor of her husband.
Mariah, there’s something I have wanted to say to you for years: I don’t really even like you. But I’d love to see your tits. Flash ’em, then move on…
sammy hagar. with tits.
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