1. it had to be said

    She looks surprisingly like someone on whose breasts I would orgasm. Huh.

  2. Hm…I suddenly feel like inventing a dish called “Buttersausage.”

  3. Her hair looks like she should be at Burning Man, selling incense.

  4. Every time I see her, I think of this

  5. cc

    Compared to Christina Aguilera…not bad.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    She’s going to take Aretha Franklin’s title soon. Oops, I meant table… you know Aretha likes to sit right next to the kitchen.



  8. Just found out that “TeenNick Halo Awards” was not in honor of her husband.

  9. Mariah, there’s something I have wanted to say to you for years: I don’t really even like you. But I’d love to see your tits. Flash ‘em, then move on…

  10. Big Foot

    sammy hagar. with tits.

  11. bigalkie


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