John Hamm sighting.
Erin Moran flashback.
I taste the innocence.
“So then I licked her bung, and moved my tongue over to her . . “
Don’t ask me about my business, Kay.
There isn’t a teen in the world that knows who this person is.
Actually now he has a show on Nick or Disney.
Like kids know who the fuck this is…
Preparing to accept his ‘3 Decades of Irrelevancy’ award.
I see he noticed the bus from Indiana pulling up with a fresh crop of wannabe starlets.
What was he doing at a TeenNick event? Is he scalping tickets now?
“I just heard Nicole Eggert’s showing up to this. Man oh man, I can’t wait to see what she looks like these days.”
Scott Baio is 50 and so desperate for attention that he shows up for the Teen Nick Awards.
Dude looks pretty damn good for 50. I guess. Just about everyone younger than I am looks “pretty good.”
I was once young. And much like my penis was back then, my tongue could stretch out from my body to please a woman. Oh, those were happy days.
In the 80s he got more ass than a toilet seat.
Someone looks hungry for obscurity.
Chris Hansen made the same face when he saw this picture.
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