superficial

  1. Diablo Dude

    John Hamm sighting.

  2. “Mmmm Buttersausage.”

  3. it had to be said

    Erin Moran flashback.

  4. Hank E. Ring

    I taste the innocence.

  5. “So then I licked her bung, and moved my tongue over to her . . “

  6. Mary Feeney

    Don’t ask me about my business, Kay.

  7. There isn’t a teen in the world that knows who this person is.

  8. “Must…not…let…children…see…herpes…sores.”

  9. yourmom

    Like kids know who the fuck this is…

  10. cc

    Preparing to accept his ’3 Decades of Irrelevancy’ award.

  11. I see he noticed the bus from Indiana pulling up with a fresh crop of wannabe starlets.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    What was he doing at a TeenNick event? Is he scalping tickets now?

  13. [img]http://t.qkme.me/3otuly.jpg[/img]

  14. “I just heard Nicole Eggert’s showing up to this. Man oh man, I can’t wait to see what she looks like these days.”

  15. Bigalkie

    Scott Baio is 50 and so desperate for attention that he shows up for the Teen Nick Awards.

  16. Allison Wunderlan

    I was once young. And much like my penis was back then, my tongue could stretch out from my body to please a woman. Oh, those were happy days.

  17. hijkmno

    who?

  18. omgwtf

    In the 80s he got more ass than a toilet seat.

  19. Anderson Pooper

    Someone looks hungry for obscurity.

  20. Chris Hansen made the same face when he saw this picture.

  21. Me Sober?

    Good his agent got him to usher at the Teen Awards.

  22. Big Foot

    “tickets please. tickets…..thank you, enjoy the show….tickets.”

  23. EricLr

    Joanie Loves Chachi
    And Chachi Loves STD’s.

  24. Crissy

    Wait is this Uncle Jesse or Charles?

  25. Tinka

    Next picture is Amy Schumer. Nice combo.

  26. Timothy

    “I haven’t gotten a residual check in years and I used the last of the Nick At Nite money to buy this jacket. Is that buffet free?”

  27. To me, he’ll always be Bob Loblaw.

  28. Tiger

    He clicked Next

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